Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men 2003

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house...

Directors:
James Widdoes, Gary Halvorson, Pamela Fryman, Jeffrey Melman, Rob Schiller, Andy Ackerman, Ted Wass, Andrew D. Weyman, Lee Aronsohn, Robert Berlinger, Jerry Zaks, Jon Cryer, Jean Sagal, James Burrows, Gail Mancuso, Asaad Kelada, Chuck Lorre, Jay Sandrich, J.D. Lobue, Joel Zwick, Mark Roberts ...
Cast:
Amy Hill, Kristin Bauer van Straten, Nectar Rose, Missi Pyle, George Wyner, Harry Dean Stanton, Kristen Miller, Cloris Leachman, Hilary Duff, Andrea Bogart, Amber Tamblyn, Brian George, Thomas F. Wilson, Tricia Helfer, Alicia Coppola, Lee Garlington, Charlie Sheen, Peter A. Hulne, Darryl Sivad, Sandra McCoy, Karen Elmore, Audrey Wasilewski, Meagen Fay, Travis Van Winkle, Tim Conway, Emily Osment, Dakin Matthews, Bob Rumnock, George Coe, Tonita Castro, Enrique Iglesias, Janeane Garofalo, Brooke D'Orsay, Amanda Swisten, Jackie Debatin, Elena Lyons, Judy Greer, Charlie Dell, Edie McClurg, Candace Kita, Kathy Bates, Yvette Nicole Brown, Natalie Denise Sperl, Sean Penn, Willie Garson, Kim Shaw, Andre Ware, James Earl Jones, Martin Sheen, Jon Lovitz, Brian Turk, Wayne Wilderson, Jennifer Hale, Ewan Chung, Emilio Estevez, Larry Cedar, Verne Troyer, Jonathan Banks, Vernee Watson-Johnson, Brittney Powell, David Mattey, Michael Clarke Duncan, Ion Overman, Camryn Manheim, Gracie Maddox, Joe Gieb, John Amos, Melanie Lynskey, Allison Janney, Steven Tyler, Denise Richards, Patton Oswalt, Kristin Richardson, Marilu Henner, Carol Kane, Sebastien Cuk, Jon Polito, Kelly-Ann Tursi, Jane Lynch, Marion Ross, Byrne Offutt, Alan Mueting, Taylor Cole, Cynthia Preston, Josie Davis, June Squibb, Joe Manganiello, Kimberly Quinn, Sam Lerner, Spencer Locke, Kay Panabaker, Tom Virtue, Richard Kind, Sun Park, Jon Cryer, Lucy Lawless, Brooke Shields, Jim Meskimen, Paula Marshall, Nadine Ellis, Gary Busey, Conchata Ferrell, Christine Dunford, Paget Brewster, Judith Drake, Amanda Detmer, Nick Toth, Katy Mixon, Irena A. Hoffman, Miley Cyrus, Brian Stepanek, Jen Lilley, Susan Blakely, Alicia Witt, Ashton Kutcher, Amanda Tosch, Terry Shusta, Daya Vaidya, Judd Nelson, Robert Wagner, Megan Fox, Will Sasso, Andy Pessoa, Bellamy Young, Stacy Keach, Lillian Adams, Georgia Engel, Loren Lester, Amanda Bentley, Zaid Farid, Ashley Edner, Mimi Rogers, Noel Fisher, Dayna Devon, Kate Luyben, Brandon Killham, Christopher T. Wood, Ski Carr, Abigail Mavity, Michael Bolton, Clint Culp, Madison Mason, Mark Chaet, Marin Hinkle, Jenna Elfman, Holland Taylor, Rena Sofer, Jennifer Aspen, Joel Murray, Jeanne Simpson, Matt McKenzie, Scott Bakula, Nayo Wallace, Andrea Bendewald, Bunny Gibson, Rico E. Anderson, Art Bonilla, Lindsay Price, Andrea Savage, Hugh B. Holub, Todd Christian Hunter, Jim Piddock, Jared Murillo, Jessica Lundy, Christopher Jacobs, Steve Tom, Diora Baird, Eric Allan Kramer, Dale Waddington Horowitz, Ken Jeong, Amanda Walsh, Frances Fisher, Madison Riley, Clark Duke, April Betts, Helena Mattsson, Melinda Augustina, Steve Hytner, Frankie J. Allison, Richard Lewis, Annie Potts, Arturo Gil, Charles Malik Whitfield, Abby Pivaronas, Natalina Maggio, Garry Marshall, Catherine McCord, Barry Livingston, Valerie Azlynn, Sab Shimono, Ping Wu, Jamal Duff, Aja Evans, Ken Lerner, Deena Dill, Diane Sellers, Arthur Darbinyan, Richard V. Licata, Danielle Bisutti, Martin Mull, Bridget Flanery, David Starzyk, Rod Britt, David Grant Wright, Ernie Grunwald, Virginia Williams, Sonia Rockwell, Craig Gellis, Eve Gordon, D.B. Sweeney, Ralph Cole Jr., Meredith Giangrande, Gigi Rice, Chloe Webb, Helen Greenberg, Emily Rose, Cerina Vincent, Emmanuelle Vaugier, Jack Plotnick, Melanie Abramoff, Katherine LaNasa, Jason Alexander, Jane Carr, Adam Powell, Krista Allen, Heather Locklear, Shanti Lowry, Brendan Patrick Connor, Lynda Carter, Terry Rhoads, Richard Whiten, Myndy Crist, John Stamos, Jeri Ryan, Blythe Danner, Joseph S. Griffo, Chris O'Donnell, Jennifer O'Dell, Hira Ambrosino, Susse Budde, Lincoln Kennedy, Jay Harik, Diane Delano, Sara Rue, Sonia Jackson, Bob Morrisey, Robert Clotworthy, Kevin Sorbo, Sara Sanderson, Lonnie Henderson, Kimberly Oja, Johanna Black, Jeff Staron, Raymond Ma, Amanda Schull, Courtney Thorne-Smith, Jessica Di Cicco, Mike Connors, Jenny McCarthy, John Burke, Christina Moore, Teri Hatcher, Jaime Pressly, Leyna Nguyen, Matthew Marsden, Nicholas Gonzalez, Eugene Byrd, Suzanne Whang, Julia Campbell, Elvis Costello, Michael Patrick McGill, Stacey Travis, Chet Grissom, Jennifer Lee Keyes, Paige Peterson, Patricia Bethune, Jeff Clarke, Ana Alexander, Tyler Shamy, Carrie Reichenbach, Gerald Brodin, April Bowlby, Dylan Minnette, Brett Wagner, Elizabeth Bogush, Marisa Tayui, Stephanie Jacobsen, Henry Dittman, Jamie Rose, Brooke Lyons, Nicole Malgarini, Daniel Escobar, Odette Yustman, Orson Bean, Darryl Stephens, Iqbal Theba, Juliette Goglia, Marco Sanchez, Kate Lang Johnson, Krista Kalmus, Jenny Robinson, Madison Dylan, Christopher Neiman, Ingrid Rogers, Nancy Linari, Tara Perry, Michael Bailey Smith, Shane Woodson, Avner Garbi, J.D. Walsh, Frank Beard, Billy Gibbons, Dusty Hill, Angus T. Jones, Rebecca McFarland, Nicole Forester, Susan Sullivan, Austin Rogers, Kimberly Williams-Paisley, Marc Grapey, Tammy Lauren, Katelin Petersen, Hollie Stenson, Jodi Lyn O'Keefe, Kelley Daugherty, Kimberly Hebert Gregory, Carl Reiner, Lamont Thompson, Bruno Amato, Karen McClain, Desi Lydic, Kelly Stables, Jim Lau, Juan Jose Dubon, Bob Rusch, Marianne Chambers, Morgan Fairchild, Ryan Heinke, Eamon Pirruccello, Stephanie Erb, Alem Brhan Sapp, Nicole Steinwedell, Cristine Rose, Julianne Grossman, Ming-Na, Kelley West, Jennifer Bini Taylor, Kristin Dattilo, Lori Lively, Ronobir Lahiri, Austin Lee, Michael Potter, John Mendoza, Michael Lowry, Ted Garcia, Philip Tanzini, Elaine Hendrix, Brian Keith Russell, Mark Deklin, Annie Mumolo, Carrie Stevens, Brit Morgan, Sophie Winkleman, Sandra Robinson, Alexis Krause, Jud Tylor, Ryan Kelly, Tricia O'Kelley, Mikki Padilla, Cazzy Golomb, Amanda Gallo, Sara Erikson, Danielle Lewis, Blaze, Clinton Huff, John Dewis, Marc Mazur, Molly Stanton, Ryan Stiles, Alyson Michalka, Adamo Palladino, Nikki Novak, John O'Brien, Michael Medico, Gail O'Grady, Eric Martic, Jennifer Jean Snyder, Lucky Vanous, Steve Lawrence, Rebecca Marshall, Steven Eckholdt, Nikita Ager, Cheyenne Casebier, Jamison Haase, Amy Farrington, Michael Merton, Andrea Silvers, Shon Little, Rodney J. Hobbs, Steffani Brass, Kimberly Brooks, Nadia Bjorlin, Hope Allen, John Vance, Lee Ann Powers, Wayne Thomas Yorke, Julia Kelleher, Rhyon Nicole Brown, Matthew J Cates, Katie Weaver, John Valdetero, Nakia Syvonne, Skyler Caleb, Julie Dickens, Aaron Refvem, Sandra Purpuro, Jackie Zane, Claudia Choi, Brian Hyman, Jim Grollman, Thomas Gibson, Meeghan Holaway, Jamal Thomas, Andrew Pifko, Natalie Zea, Brian Wade, Brooke Mackenzie, Catherine Chiarelli, Bre Blair, Matt Roth, Erin O'Shaughnessy, Ireesha, Valery M. Ortiz, Debra D. Holt, Laura McLauchlin, Lisa Kaplan, Sergio Kato, Liz Vassey, Lisa Arning, Hayley Erin, Sacheen Padilla, Alitzah, J. Kilgore, Jenna Gering, Graham Patrick Martin, Erika J., Jacqueline Lord, ZZ Top, Tinashe Kachingwe, Jessica Hall, Andy Mackenzie, Jennifer C. Sparks, Angelique Cabral, Alana De La Garza, Glen Walker, Alex McKenna, Grady Lee Richmond, Jenn Liu, Diane Farr, Jelly Howie, Leah Fitzpatrick, Johnny Ferrara, Rachel Cannon, Mikaela Hoover, Kurt Scholler, Anna Easteden, Alexandra Gold Jourden, Anna Pheil, Rebecca Avery, Erinn Hayes, Eddie Shin, Jennifer Ann Massey, Kathryn Gordon, George Eads, Scott McShane, Rib Hillis, Louisette Geiss, Maria Tornberg, John Pirruccello, Marc Siciliani, Molly Morgan, Eben Ham, Denise Loveday, Nicole Travolta, Eddie Gorodetsky, Maria Zyrianova, Abbie Cobb, Rachael Lee, Paulina Olszynski, Coby Ryan McLaughlin, Stephanie Reibel, Kristi Wirz, Jaimarie Bjorge, Holly King, Keena Ferguson, Jeff Probst, Katie Stegeman, Izabel Goulart, Clint Carmichael, Joey Gaytan, Karen Trella, Mark Roman, Elizabeth Schaible, Edward Van Halen, Tabitha Morella, Alison Shanks, Camila Greenberg, Anastasia Roark, Treisa Gary, James Edson, Kris Iyer, Justine Eyre, Magdalena Holland, Steven Krueger, Melissa Denton, Joe Dietl, Hyacinth Nier, Caitlin Harris, Michelle Dionne, Alicia Hannah, Alexandra Sullivan, Justin Alston, Stacey Woods, Amelia Brantley, Michael Thomas Wallace, Elizabeth Ho, Jeanine Giovanni, Lauren Rose Lewis, Chasty Ballesteros, Nicole J. Butler, Amanda Musso, Sandy Bentley, Ben Hermes, Jennifer Chang, Macey Cruthird, Jackie Becker, Shantel Wislawski, Tina Morasco, Deprise Brescia, Carly Thomas, J.J. Rodgers, Doug Mitchell, Stefan Umstead, Chase Austin, Jesse Mackey, Tamara Knausz, Lilli Birdsell, Laura Kidwell, Christina Chambers, Elise Robertson, Zachary Polmanteer, Jacob Urrutia, Jamie Day, Sam Sheen, Daniel Sheldon, Bill Rutkowski, Cynthia Lea, Ayako Nakano, Nanci Christopher, Theresa Adams, Karen Baughm, Daniel Benson, Kevin Knight, Nicole Kreuzer, Tony Tripoli, Charity Hodges, Monica Young, Anna Graves, Elijah Michael Lee, Gregg Marx, Austin Kane, Shane Roney, Bob Levitan, Caroline Bielskis, Kevin Bickford, Haitao Duan, Di Guan, Caitlin Elizabeth Baunoch, Katrina Nelson, Tiffany Panhilason, Kelly Sry, Todd Stanton, Elizabeth Tatus, Chuck Lacey, Amira Elliby, Misty Miller, Monika Smith, Emile Ballard, Thompson Howell, Talyan Wright, Brian Smith, Mark Roberts, Phil Abrams, Cheryl White, Dorian Brown, Christina Scherer, Brooklynne James, Bobby Cooper, Scott Barrows, Jessica Collins, Julie Marie Berman, Steven Shaw, Bradley Snedeker, Brittany Mason, Lisa Jay, Nick Thompson, Stephanie Brown, Jeanette O'Connor, Guy Cusson, Jim Marshall, Layla Crawford, Dan Cole, Jamie Hill, Emily Dunham, Sofia Mattsson, Lilah Richcreek, Brandon Claybon, Brenna Gwyn Snowe, Warren Bartram, Whitney Bensfield, Tom Schwartz, Kelly King, John Carney, Kelly Rohrbach, Mia Kelly, Grant Geissman, Dan Foster, Don Foster, Brenda Barsumian, Jeanette Avery, Rosette Laursen, Carrie Ameen, Jayde Rossi, David Williams, Ciprina Spizzirri, Aryanne Padilha, Arianna Gomez, Elle Evans, Jennifer Zharinova, Jett Dunlap, Andrea Carlisle, Jennifer Kathreen Courtemanche ...
Genre:
Comedy ...
Country:
USA

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Solar rating: 8.4

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Imdb rating: 7.3

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Latest Episode: Daddy's Got a Healthy Flavor Stick (s11e19) April 10, 2014

Season 12

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April 24, 2014 Episode 20 Lotta Delis in Little Armenia 0 links
April 10, 2014 Episode 19 Daddy's Got a Healthy Flavor Stick 220 links
April 3, 2014 Episode 18 West Side Story 230 links
March 13, 2014 Episode 17 Welcome Home, Jake 253 links
March 6, 2014 Episode 16 How to Get Rid of Alan Harper 247 links
February 27, 2014 Episode 15 Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin 254 links
February 6, 2014 Episode 14 Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe 47 links
January 30, 2014 Episode 13 Bite Me, Supreme Court 171 links
January 9, 2014 Episode 12 Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. 41 links
January 1, 2014 Episode 11 Tazed in the Lady Nuts 38 links
December 12, 2013 Episode 10 On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer! 77 links
December 5, 2013 Episode 9 Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer 122 links
November 1, 2013 Episode 8 Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room. 131 links
November 14, 2013 Episode 7 Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie 121 links
November 7, 2013 Episode 6 Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants 106 links
October 24, 2013 Episode 5 Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 137 links
October 17, 2013 Episode 4 Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank 138 links
October 10, 2013 Episode 3 This Unblessed Biscuit 145 links
October 3, 2013 Episode 2 I Think I Banged Lucille Ball 113 links
September 26, 2013 Episode 1 Nangnangnangnang 116 links

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I could not add S11 E14 :(
With each season getting worse, watch out of habit. ;(
@dugsatch41 yes one aired tonight
A new show comes on tonight right?.
With Charlie Sheen's evacuation, this show is crash landing.

love this show!