Ocean's Twelve
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Ocean's Twelve 2004

Daniel Ocean recruits one more team member so he can pull off three major European heists in this sequel to Ocean's 11...

Release Date:
December 8, 2004
Duration:
125 min
Cast:
Bruce Willis, George Clooney, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Roberta Potrich, Nasser Faris, Albert Finney, Robbie Coltrane, Bernie Mac, Craig Susser, Rachel Zeskind, Luciano Miele, Lori Claussen, Nikki Taylor Melton, Topher Grace, Cherry Jones, Elliott Gould, Julia Roberts, Scott L. Schwartz, Giselda Volodi, Vincent Cassel, Jared Harris, Michael Delano, James Zahn, Scott Caan, Andy Garcia, Sue Durso, Mini Anden, Don Tiffany, Eddie Jemison, Jeroen Krabbé, Eddie Izzard, Don Cheadle, Mattia Sbragia, Rebecca Engel, Rik Sinkeldam, Casey Affleck, Marc Bodnar, Candice Azzara, Anne Jacques, Ernie Lang, Shaobo Qin, Carl Reiner, Jerry Weintraub, Ed Kross, Giulio Magnolia, Thomas Craven, Anthony Bonaventura, Nichelle Hines, Mathieu Simonet, Adriano Giannini, David Sontag, Jonathan Avigdori, Martina Stella, Larry Sontag, Dina Connolly, Nelson Peltz, Jennifer Liu, Leah Zhang, James Schneider, Nerissa Tedesco, Michael Van Der Heijden, Johan Widerberg, Jeroen Willems, Chris Tates, David Lindsay, Youma Diakite, Andrea Buhl, Sylvia Kwon, Francesca Lancini, Raquel Faria, Elena Potapova, Jessie Bell, Anne-Solenne Hatte, Denny Mendez, Carlo Antonazzo, Mingming Gao, Amelie Kahn-Ackermann, Antonio De Matteo, Ana Caterina Morariu, Dennis Di Angelo, Karl A. Brown, André Meulman, Carla Mori, Michelle Sleger, Keith Birkfeld, Christian Rose, Chris Gober, Vince Lauria, Chris Zomer ...
Genres:
Thriller, Comedy, Crime ...
Country:
USA

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yes there was an ocean's thirteen and mac was in it, but there was gonna be a oceans fourteen till mac died.
i haven't heard much. i know its not gonna be the same w/o bernie in it. i didn't like 13 as much as 12. i almost forgot it completely.
I believe there was another sequel... Ocean's Thirteen, no?
i miss this stuff. isn't more than 12 tho? .....10/10

@melrolph1991 try now.




I tried to watch Ocean's Twelve last night, and unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on how you look at it) the disc was so severly scratched up I couldn't finish the second half of it. Normally I don't bother reviewing movies that I haven't completely watched, but I think I'll make an exception this time. I only watched the first half of Ocean's Twelve, and frankly I wasn't that impressed. It's dry, and not as funny, or as fun as Ocean's Eleven or Thirteen. It's was a dissapointment. I would advise skipping it. Although there was one moment involving Matt Damon referenceing Led Zeppelin that I thought was quite funny. Other than that I didn't see anything of much interest. Skip this one and go from 11 to 13.
Ocean's 11 was amusing, although I found it tiring trying to keep up with everyone on the team and their role in the heist. Ocean's 12 was just a jumbled up mess that I really didn't try to pay attention to. I wasn't interested from the start because the movie just undoes the heist from the first movie which I found annoying. The star-cast is ok, but it's not worth watching just for the performances. Haven't seen 13 yet. I've heard it's better, but I hope Hollywood isn't just trying to squeeze whatever they can to put something up on the screen.
a fun sequel but it could have been better
I'm trying to make my way to 'Ocean's Thirteen' and in order to get there I had to get through 'Ocean's Eleven' and 'Ocean's Twelve'. As far as I heard, 13 was as good at 11 and 12 was really bad. Well I'll agree that 11 was really good, but I won't say that 12 is very bad. I think 'Ocean's Twelve' is a lot more amateurish compared to 'Ocean's Eleven'. I mean nothing really exciting happens, the schemes are nowhere near as clever as they were in 11 and as far as I can tell, this movie had no major event, besides a weird dance scene and a ridiculous Julia Roberts sketch.

If you want to know what I mean, like really know, I'll put up spoiler borders just because I want to rant about it. THIS COULD SPOIL 'OCEAN'S TWELVE' FOR YOU, HIGHLIGHT WITH CAUTION ((In the movie, everybody but 3 people get arrested. Those three people are Turk, Basher, and Linus. So what they do is they call Tess and while she's in the car they tell her to put on a dress and a hat and that she is going to be inpersonating someone to get something. Well guess who Tess impersonates? Julia Roberts. Yeah, seriously. Julia Roberts impersonates Julia Roberts. I mean I like the whole Topher Grace being a retarded actor thing, but I mean COME ON. There is a line, and I think this action was like Germany invading Poland. It started chaos for me.))



I won't make this movie rotten, for reasons even I don't know why. Maybe it's because at the end you go, ah fuck me in the ass (not really) because of how big they pull a switcheroo on you. Honestly there isn't even a movie. Like I said before it's very amateur. I felt like it was a college kids take on Ocean's after he saw 'Ocean's Eleven'. There wasn't really anything smart about it. The movie starts off terrible. IO mean the introduction back into the characters is one of the worst ways they could have done it. It was way too fast, and made no sense. It was more like. Hey look, you're in 'Ocean's Twelve' right now, look at the camera in shock. The sad part is they did it 12 times in a row.

I really don't know why anybody would fund this film. I mean there is absolutely nothing incredible in it at all. If you have seen the movie though, please read my high-lightable portion of the review. I know you will agree with the hatred for it's stupidity. Other than that I must say, it wasn't that great of a film. I think the only reason it's at fresh for me is because there were some good appearances from stars and there were 1 or 2 decent scenes.

Ocean's Twelve (2004) FRESH. :fresh:

So today was a movie marathon day for me, and I watched all of the Ocean's movies, save for the original. I never watched them before so I was pleasantly suprised.

Ocean's Eleven was a great casino heist movie. I enjoyed the plot, and the motivations for carrying out the heist. I loved the buildup and the planning for the heist with all of the main characters coming together and collaborating on
how to accomplish what they were doing. The acting was great, and the chemistry between the actors and the characters they were eplaying was apparent. Also, although their plan was probably not very realistic in the real world, they made it seem like it could be in the movie, and that made it interesting to watch. I loved it

Ocean's Twelve dissapointed me. I can imagine if I had watched each movie at the times they came out, I would have enjoyed the meeting up of all the characters again more so then I did, but I did not like the plot. I really did not enjoy the carried on storyline from the first movie, and felt it put in as a way of "forcing" the gang to meet back up and make the magic happen again. For me it did not happen. The redeeming quality of this movie though is just the great chemistry between the characters that makes it fun to watch, although it really does not have the magic of the first with a big heist. I mean there was a big heist in the movie, I really get it, it just did not feel as big as the first. Which brings us to...

Ocean's Thirteen is as good if not better then the first. The plot to get the characters back together did not seem forced at all. They did not have to get back together, but rather they wanted to for honor and to take down a bad guy. I mean who doesn't want to see a bad guy get all of his money stolen? This has the magic of the first, with the complexities of planning a huge heist in a casino. It seems to be what they do best.